1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:08,780 Giving £15,000 of our money away without telling me is lying. 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,880 I wanted to help your brother, not mine, to keep a roof over his family's head. 3 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:17,440 Catherine dumped me. So I really want her to think I'm, like, "in danger." 4 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,760 That's what this is all about. 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,160 If I wasn't married, 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,610 if my marriage were in slightly worse shape, 7 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:23,040 I would totally-- 8 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,300 Olivia's made a rather serious complaint against you. 9 00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:27,170 She no longer feels comfortable working 10 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,320 - in the same environment as you. - What?! 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,200 Earlier today-- 12 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,460 Do you wanna put the baby down? 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,760 Hey, man. I'm not high. 14 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,190 Great. You mind if I put these in the backseat? 15 00:00:47,230 --> 00:00:49,360 Go ahead. You know what? 16 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,560 I fucked a plus-size model back there last night. 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,040 I'm gonna be honest with you. It was a bit of a mess. 18 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,420 Just-- like that, like it was nothing, like, I don't-- 19 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:03,720 This is crazy. 20 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,610 I don't wanna talk about it in front of Melissa. 21 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,680 Okay, Melissa, could you give us a minute? 22 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,590 And don't call me as a character witness in your sexual harassment trial 23 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:12,520 because I don't feel I could be very helpful right now. 24 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,610 Melissa, just to get you up to speed here. 25 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:16,480 - There's no trial. - Don't talk to Melissa. 26 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,600 Okay, I see you're not interested in sane dialogue so I'm gonna go, 27 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,080 but we at least need to arrange a time where-- 28 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,320 - You can email me. - Okay, so when-- 29 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,360 Just email me. 30 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,240 Okay. Is your email address 31 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,680 still "impatient shithead at mean dot jerk"? 32 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,480 Yeah, yeah, it is. 33 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:35,760 Is yours still 34 00:01:35,790 --> 00:01:38,840 "fat idiot at bad breath dot cunt"? 35 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,550 I don't have bad breath. 36 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:42,680 Yeah, you do. Melissa, does he have bad breath? 37 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,960 It's just too much coffee, I think. 38 00:01:44,990 --> 00:01:46,480 It's not like halitosis. 39 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:47,930 You just need to drink more water. 40 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,840 Can you drive? I'm legitimately afraid of her. 41 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,360 I looked in her eyes back there and there's nothing to lose. 42 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:00,000 Dot cunt. That's awesome. Is that an actual domain name? 43 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,240 Because if it is, I will buy that. 44 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,400 I think this neighborhood could suit us. 45 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,430 Smaller houses too. Our house is just too big and showy 46 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,720 - You know what I mean? - Yeah, you have to keep it real. 47 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,090 Exactly. That was a Vietnamese restaurant that shut down last week. 48 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,700 Who knows what they'll put there next. 49 00:02:20,730 --> 00:02:22,990 - Could be anything. - Yeah, could be a Betfred. 50 00:02:23,090 --> 00:02:24,720 Where's Rob today? 51 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:28,040 Oh, don't you know? Aren't you in business with him? 52 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,840 You know mom and dad are mortified about all this. 53 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,380 Morris' don't get divorced. 54 00:02:31,390 --> 00:02:34,280 - We're not getting divorced. - What about next time they go home? 55 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:38,480 How's Mom gonna tell-- You think of your mom waddling up. 56 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,549 'Cause you know how bad her hip is now. 57 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:43,130 Waddling up as is everything wasn't bad enough already. 58 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,770 - Waddling up there-- - Shut up, Fergal. 59 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:47,270 Just to be practical. Your street value has declined. 60 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,050 You're old now and you've kids. 61 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:51,640 Think there's gonna be something better out there for you? 62 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:53,520 Forgot to tell you. 63 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,170 Remember that guy you went out with at school, 64 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,520 Connor Byrne, remember him? 65 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,280 Of course. What about him? 66 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,000 He died. I saw it on Facebook this morning. 67 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,840 He died? He's dead? 68 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,280 Yeah, that's your dating pool now. 69 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,000 Dead guys, letting agents. 70 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,920 Maybe. And your husband. 71 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,160 That's it. Bird in the hand, what? 72 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,710 Dave. 73 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:30,000 Oh, hey, man, don't worry about this. 74 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,729 This is just Friday. 75 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:33,520 Whatever. Do what you gotta do. 76 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,080 It's your house, but would you mind turning that video game thing down? 77 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,000 It's been on loop for a few hours. 78 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,400 Is that what the noise is? 79 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,160 Sasha said it was inside our heads. 80 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,800 I'm so relieved it's coming from there. 81 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,000 I thought I had a problem. 82 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,320 You know, Dave, I'm getting a sense 83 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,120 this might not be the right place for me. 84 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,520 I mean, I can't bring the kids. Muireann's just a baby. 85 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:56,840 Her skin's so porous. 86 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,080 I don't want her getting a bunch of coke in her bloodstream. 87 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,240 This isn't coke. This is Krokodil. 88 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:06,080 Like I'd do coke around a baby. 89 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,840 I love seeing you in my home, buddy. 90 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,180 Hey, Mom. 91 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:51,120 So I just got off the horn with Sharon. 92 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,120 And if you want my honest opinion, 93 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,200 this is the best thing that could have happened to you. 94 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,200 Really? It doesn't feel like it. 95 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,160 Yeah, I've spoken to Susan Greenberg's husband Mitchell, 96 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,560 and he says he can get you a killer lawyer 97 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,600 who-- not saying send her to jail, 98 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,000 but he can definitely get you full custody of the kids. 99 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,730 I don't want full custody of the kids. 100 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,840 No, you're right. Start over. Clean slate. 101 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,480 - I gotta go to work. - No, you don't. 102 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,850 Sharon told me you're under house arrest 103 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:20,400 for sexually assaulting some French woman. 104 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,110 I didn't sexually assault anyone. 105 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:24,880 I know you didn't, and even if you did, 106 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,000 it doesn't define you. It's just the thing you did. 107 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,760 Ooh, I've gotta go. 108 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,200 Did you know that you can actually 109 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,120 message people from inside eBay? 110 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,080 I will always answer one of those. 111 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,680 Goodbye, baby. 112 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,560 - Where you taking them? - Don't know. 113 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,880 We might hit a Stay And Play 114 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,270 or we might fly out to Botswana. 115 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:48,920 Are their passports in the bag? 116 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,990 First, that's not funny. 117 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,450 And second, you would need a notarized letter from me 118 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,840 to leave the country with them because I looked that up, and that will never happen. 119 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:58,480 First, it is funny. And second, I looked it up, too. 120 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,640 And you're right. 121 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,420 - Hey. - Bye, Mommy. 122 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:04,920 Bye. 123 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,730 Bye-bye-bye. Have fun. 124 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,760 Does he ever use those pads when he goes downtown? 125 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,560 He uses a pillow. 126 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,790 Oh, okay. 127 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,560 More importantly. What's going on with you and Rob? 128 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,390 Oh, I just-- 129 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:43,460 I just kind of hate him at the moment. 130 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,550 I give up everything for him and he-- 131 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,000 What did you have to give up? 132 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,800 I had-- I gave up my career for him. 133 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,180 My body. I have to wear a padded bra now 134 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,860 just so my giant nipples don't poke through 135 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,520 even when I'm wearing a leather fucking jacket. 136 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:59,720 Your nipples got big? My nipples got long. 137 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,330 Mine got big and long. 138 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,480 And he repaid me by lying about money, 139 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,910 and having a veritable sex affair with a French slut 140 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:10,080 who I've looked up online so I got no qualms saying that. 141 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,050 She had purple eye shadow on in her corporate photo. 142 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,560 You're disappointed he's not perfect. 143 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:18,020 - Well, that's on you, not him. - What? 144 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,040 Take it from someone who's recently wrapped up her own imperfect marriage. 145 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,200 Get him back before it's too late. 146 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,810 A rose for my rose? 147 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,560 Oh, lovely. A rose. 148 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,320 Before it's had the chance to fully blossom, 149 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,200 plucked from my very own garden. 150 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:46,000 We're the only men here. 151 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,600 I thought dads were supposed to parent now. 152 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,950 Not really. 153 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:53,300 It's like a meat market with a special on mom jobs. 154 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,160 Nah, this well's poisoned. 155 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,120 They've seen me here with Sharon. 156 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,120 Yeah, well, the odds are good. 157 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,320 The goods are odd. 158 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,760 Do you wanna get out of here? 159 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,000 No way. This is the most fun I've had in weeks. 160 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,560 You have all these plans for your life post marriage. 161 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,570 Then you remember you're pushing 50 162 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,680 and the Sky football package is in fact quite competitively priced. 163 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,080 So what's the plan? You wanna rehash your apology by me? 164 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,080 I haven't done anything wrong. 165 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,810 - Okay, OJ. - What? I didn't-- 166 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:29,760 Come on, you put a down payment on an affair, 167 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,130 you dish-faced American twat. 168 00:08:32,659 --> 00:08:34,880 You let Emanuelle know 169 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,520 there's cracks in the dam at home. 170 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,560 That stinks. 171 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,840 It stinks like French pussy. 172 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:50,120 Oh, and Frankie got a little cut on his finger. 173 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,370 How'd he cut his finger? 174 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:54,000 He said a man with a sword did it. 175 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,440 I didn't see any men with swords. 176 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,660 - Right, well, I'm gonna go. - Well, wait, um-- 177 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,680 I just wanted to say, um-- 178 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,120 I just wanted to-- sorry for some of the things. 179 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,880 I think there's maybe certain things I could have handled a bit better, I suppose. 180 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,160 Okay, thank you. 181 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,270 Thank you? 182 00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:16,560 I just said "sorry" and you said, "Thank you." 183 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:20,800 You didn't say "sorry." You said, "Sorry for some of the things." 184 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,040 - That's not an apology. - It wasn't supposed to be an apology. 185 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,200 I don't even want to apologize. 186 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:28,570 I've got nothing to apologize for. 187 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,720 I've got nothing to apologize for, 188 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,920 because I didn't do anything wrong. 189 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,000 What I did was like a fidelity traffic violation. 190 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,680 You told that woman, or as good as told her, that you think about 191 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,640 fucking her often. And you got yourself fired. 192 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:50,040 I haven't been fired. I'm just not allowed to go to work right now. 193 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,600 Plus, I'd say there's a pretty big difference between that and what I actually said. 194 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,080 If you didn't say it, then it's what you exuded. 195 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,720 You don't know what I exude. 196 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,979 You exude black squid ink. 197 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,810 What are you talking about? That doesn't even make any sense? 198 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:05,030 It makes sense. 199 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,050 Just what did you gain 200 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,160 for not telling that French cow exactly where to get off? 201 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,000 When she said all that shit to you, did you want her to like you? 202 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,730 Not everyone has to like you. You're not a puppy. 203 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,850 You're an adult man with a wife, 204 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,320 honest people who tell people how they feel, 205 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,760 when they feel it, have people not like them. 206 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,090 Okay, that's what I do. I've earned the right to have people dislike me. 207 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,880 I am very happy to have people not like me. 208 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,549 No shit. Let me call the Associated Press. 209 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,360 You know what I think? I think the truth is your marriage wasn't 210 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,710 a fucking fun fair 100% of the time, you child. 211 00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:43,290 So you had to have yourself a little escape hatch pussy at the ready. 212 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:47,600 Well, wipe Frankie's ass better next time. 213 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:48,760 Because when I picked him up, 214 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:51,360 it was not clean and it made the car smell. 215 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:09,360 Hello, it's Sharon. What are you doing tonight? 216 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,920 Dave, something's burning. 217 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,680 Are you cooking? 218 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,040 Hey. 219 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,320 Where are you going? 220 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,520 I'm gonna get a hotel. 221 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,920 Oh, no, no, no, you got this all wrong. 222 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,300 I'm cleaning up my act. 223 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,310 See, I had Ken come over specifically 224 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,100 to finish off the drugs with me. 225 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,760 And later, I have a cleaning lady coming over 226 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,820 so now my home is a safe place 227 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,780 for kids and their drugs-- dads. 228 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:47,880 Thanks for letting me stay, Dave. I'll call you. 229 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:51,680 I'm gonna bake a key lime pie later. 230 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,840 So why don't you come back then? For pie. 231 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,320 Where's the toilet? 232 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,480 Huh? Oh, it's just there. 233 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,520 Do you have another one further away? 234 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,010 Watch whatever you want, eat whatever you want. 235 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,730 There's some coconut bullshit in the fridge. 236 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:14,240 I don't know what it is. Please eat it. 237 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:18,560 I noticed you had some little Heinekens from the fridge last time you were here. 238 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,510 I don't want you to drink. Is that okay? 239 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,350 Even a little can of-- when you're with my kids. 240 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,940 Well, there was nothing else to drink. 241 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:29,200 Even-- even still. Just have some tap water from the tap. 242 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:35,720 - Where's Rob? - I don't know where he is. 243 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,040 - What, did he leave you? - No, I kicked him out. 244 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,230 Shit. 245 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,000 - You kicked him out? - Yeah. 246 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,800 That's nuts. You all right? 247 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,160 Yeah, I'm very all right. 248 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,120 - Wait, you kicked him out? - Yep. 249 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,040 'Cause that's nuts, that is. 250 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,800 Yep, so you said. All right, I'm going. 251 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,310 See you later. 252 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,040 Why do you think it's nuts? What's so nuts? 253 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,880 I don't know. He's just fit, isn't he? 254 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,720 Yeah. Do you not think I'm fit? 255 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,720 - What? - Nothing, doesn't matter. I've counted the beers. 256 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,080 Oh, for goodness sake. 257 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,000 And Brian said if I'd been less brazen about it, 258 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,240 he might not have kicked me out. 259 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,640 Oh, right, yeah. 260 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,640 But I had receipts for lube 261 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,640 - from, like, five different chemists in my bag. - Right. 262 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,120 You know how you need a lot more lube when you get older? 263 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,320 Oh, God. 264 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:19,040 - But I get to see the kidsevery other weekend, - Aww. 265 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:23,840 Ellie my four-year-old called me a slag the last time I saw her. 266 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,340 - Christ. - I'm not happy. 267 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,720 You know, so think about it for a minute 268 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:34,640 before you move into a dirty houseboat with a tanning bed salesman. 269 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,880 Even if he does have a massive cock. 270 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,920 Look-- 271 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,400 No, I mean, it's massive. 272 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,720 How's it going, lads? 273 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,920 I was just saying, do you know who you look like? 274 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,840 Your PE teacher? 275 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:51,680 People say I look like a filthy Natalie Portman. 276 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,720 Do you want a drink? 277 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:56,920 Say yes. 278 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,000 - Yeah. - Okay. 279 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,440 Can I have an escort? 280 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,440 Okay, I'm sorry. 281 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,920 Can you give me the phone number 282 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,520 for not an expensive one? 283 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,600 Okay, sorry. 284 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,440 You're right, and plus, 285 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,680 I was only kidding, and you need to lighten up. 286 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,560 I'm just partying if you wanna come up. 287 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,840 What's your name? 288 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,760 Okay, thanks, Kevin, maybe next time. 289 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,800 No. 290 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,880 Fuck. 291 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,640 Hmm. 292 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,920 Do you think they're talking to them about us? 293 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,640 I doubt it. 294 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,800 We bought them those drinks 295 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:47,040 on the understanding that they would then buy us drinks. 296 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,720 - Right? - Yeah. 297 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,200 Hang on. Did they just buy them drinks? 298 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,880 You do not pay it forward. 299 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,160 I'm going over there. 300 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,400 What? No, wait. Don't go over. 301 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,680 Be patient. 302 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,200 Hey, Dave. 303 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,480 Hey, Dave. 304 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,760 Dave. 305 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,880 Dave. 306 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,640 Lamp. 307 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,520 Dave, are you here? 308 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,960 Jesus, Dave. 309 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,720 Dave, wake up, man. 310 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,600 Wake the fuck up! 311 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,320 Are you breathing? 312 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,920 Are you breathing, you fucking 45-year-old heroin partier? 313 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,040 Hello, I have an OD. 314 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,480 My friend OD'ed on Clark Street. 315 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,680 Hey, want a drink? 316 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,320 No, I've had enough. 317 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,800 Well, yeah, I'll have a Diet Coke. What are you having? 318 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,520 - Whiskey. - Yeah, okay, I'll have one of those. 319 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,560 - Thought we lost you to Elsa and Anna over there. - Who? 320 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,320 Have you not seen "Frozen"? 321 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,040 I don't suppose you wouldn't-- Oh, it doesn't matter. 322 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,840 So what's the deal with all this? 323 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,440 Do you play rugby, or wrestle or whatever? 324 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,200 No, it's crossfit, baby. 325 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,080 Gross. 326 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,640 Hey, you ever been up on the roof of this place? 327 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,720 It's pretty cool. You can see for, like, 1,000 miles. 328 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,000 Really? Like the full thousand? 329 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,330 To, like, all the way to Namibia. 330 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,760 What? 331 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,560 Namibi-- doesn't matter. Come on, let's go. 332 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,280 I love a good roof. 333 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,050 - Hey. - I'm just going up on the roof. 334 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:26,960 Where'd the other one go? 335 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,640 He's in a stable for now. I mean, he's in a coma. 336 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:37,280 But the good news is that anything that is gonna happen 337 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,680 has already happened other than death. 338 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,360 So now we just wait, see what damage there's-- 339 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,600 You know, that's totally, um-- 340 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,980 You know, to be figured out. 341 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,400 That's um, TBD. 342 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,440 Jesus. 343 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,000 I feel terrible. 344 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:57,120 Why because you got mad when he lied to you? 345 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,910 Men shouldn't lie to women. 346 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,600 Don't feel you need to talk to me. 347 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,120 Okay, I'll just be here by the vending machine 348 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,770 and only if you get the chance 'cause this is a huge favor, 349 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:11,360 but I put £2 in the machine for some chicken soup, 350 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,840 it's E6 and no chicken soup came out. 351 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,480 So if there's a machine in the doctor's lounge. 352 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,960 Just so... friggin' hungry. 353 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,080 Oh. 354 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,280 - Hey. - Hey. 355 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:01,000 Are you okay? 356 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,920 Jesus. I don't want him to die. 357 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,110 I mean, 'cause I quite like him, 358 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,140 but also he just made me feel better about me. 359 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,210 Thanks for telling me. 360 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,510 Who else am I gonna tell? 361 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,719 Sorry, I know I smell like a festival toilet. I drunk a lot last night. 362 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,920 - No. - Brushed my teeth five times. I had a shower. 363 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,320 I don't even know where the smell is coming from. 364 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,880 It's like [sniffs] my liver? I don't know. 365 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:25,920 Where's Frankie? 366 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,040 What? Do you not have him? 367 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,240 He's at Ollie's. 368 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,600 How are you? 369 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,000 Very shit. How are you? 370 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,880 - Very not well. - Look, I've really thought about everything. 371 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,450 So have I. So have I. 372 00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:53,000 I think this is how I'm gonna get my head around it. 373 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,440 You hated your job, right? I mean, you really hated it. 374 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,360 And this French hussy waltzed in and made things exciting for a while, 375 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,080 and you let her because you're weak. 376 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,440 - And stupid. - Yeah, and sometimes 377 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,680 when I feel worthless and ugly, 378 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:09,380 I go to the coffee place by the canal because the Spanish guy who works there 379 00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:10,920 definitely wants to fuck me. 380 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,640 I mean, he definitely wants to and I let him want that 381 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,400 with my body language and sometimes my words language. 382 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,600 What I did is worse because I jeopardized everything. 383 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,480 - No, you just-- - What did you want? 384 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,360 Some free cinnamon on your cappuccino. 385 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,660 I put my job and my family at risk. 386 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,760 Well, maybe don't. 387 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,320 Because I'm already finding it hard 388 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,920 - Okay. - to just get my head around the-- 389 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,090 I don't wanna be alone. 390 00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:39,680 I don't, either. 391 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,560 I don't feel safe in the house you know, on my own. 392 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,200 There's a new nighttime noise, and it's not a fox or-- 393 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,520 I don't know what it is, but it's a bad new nighttime noise. 394 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,760 Okay, I would like to help you identify that noise. 395 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,350 And I know you wanted to move the bed against the other wall, 396 00:22:56,390 --> 00:22:57,970 and you can't do that on your own. 397 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,920 Are they good enough reasons to stay together? 398 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,000 Maybe not, but here's another one. 399 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,690 I've been looking at flats and they're so expensive. 400 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,370 I'd have to move 30 miles away from you and the kids. 401 00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:08,640 And I don't wanna do that. 402 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,359 And this is a tiny one, 403 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,260 but as I look at you, 404 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:18,020 all the reasons I fell in love with you have come flooding back so much 405 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,520 that I think I might throw up. 406 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,800 And again, flats are very expensive. 407 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,200 They do sound really expensive. 408 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,790 - Have you slept with anyone? - No. 409 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,250 I did jerk off a couple times at Dave's 410 00:23:38,270 --> 00:23:41,050 'cause his porn collection is like museum level, 411 00:23:41,090 --> 00:23:42,640 but that's it. 412 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,320 Have you? 413 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,440 - What? - Slept with anyone? 414 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,200 - Of course I haven't fucking slept with anyone. - Really? 415 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,160 No. 416 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,790 No, I can't show this fanny to anyone, it's a mess. 417 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:58,040 There's scar tissue. I don't even wanna look at it. 418 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,300 The only person I can show this fanny to is you. 419 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:05,280 Can you show it to me right now? 420 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,040 Oh, shit, there's a guy. 421 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,280 He can't see us. 422 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,920 I love you. 423 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,280 I love you. 424 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,080 - Hey. - Hi, Kate, it's Sharon. 425 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,200 How's it going? 426 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,240 - Are you still with-- - Am I still with who? 427 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,200 What's his name? From last night. 428 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,680 No, I am not. I'm at home 429 00:24:53,730 --> 00:24:56,720 with my husband and my kids and I just made lasagna 430 00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:59,200 - and now I'm putting toys away. - Good for you. 431 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,000 Can you just tell me approximately what happened last night? 432 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,480 There's a huge chunk of it I can't remember. 433 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,280 Are you alone? You went off with your man. 434 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,240 For what, like a minute? 435 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,800 More like an hour. 436 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:15,000 And then you left, like, with him. 437 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,520 Shit. 438 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,600 Oh. 439 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,080 Oh, God. Oh, shit. 440 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,440 Hey. 441 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,550 Frankie wants to show you the poop that he just did. 442 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:35,760 Before you say no, it's pretty amazing. 443 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,760 Sure. Oh, God. 444 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,160 - Hi. - Can I help you? 445 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,560 Yeah. I need Plan B. Like, a morning after pill. 446 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,400 Whatever. I mean, I probably don't, but I'm just gonna-- 447 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:56,560 I need the morning after pill. 448 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,680 Shit. 449 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,280 You think Frankie understands the plot? 450 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,680 It's just two cowboys falling in love. 451 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,960 I think he probably gets it. 452 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,790 I'm minding Muireann. 453 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,480 Okay. 454 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,120 - Here you go. Keep the change. - Thank you. 455 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,920 Oh, this was in there. 456 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,280 Cheers. 457 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,080 What the fuck? 458 00:27:12,710 --> 00:27:14,230 You okay? 459 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,720 A bit spicy.